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搞笑极限摩托车


  甲:"听说你去参加了极限摩托车,而且耍的都是高难度的,"
  乙:"必须的!大家都知道我技术水平很高,"
  甲:"听说场面粉丝疯了似的,"
  乙:"当我完成那一套动作全场粉丝都疯了,"
  甲:"是啊,后来新闻报道你那一套动作无人敢试,你怎么想到的,"
  乙:"当时我加大马力上障碍坡一飞冲天,空中我先做了个托马斯,接着一个双手脱龙头,然后一个狮子摆尾,收尾下落时我脚踩座位做一个天神下凡,"
  甲:"完美!后来呢,"
  乙:"空中我看到一女粉丝因为激动疯狂向我招手示爱,"
  甲:"长的怎么样,"
  乙:"怎一个漂亮了得,"
  甲:"你没回应?"
  乙:"哪能?当时车下落,我怕我招手示爱她看不到,我随即脚用力一蹬跳了起来向她飞吻,"
  甲:"西方人这种罗曼蒂克,后来呢,"
  乙:"等我招完手向下一看,摩托车被蹬飞走了。后来,后来就是现在你来医院看我四肢残废了!"
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