调侃恋爱男女的冷幽默

　　<Pclass=MsoNormalstyle=＂MARGIN:0cm0cm0pt＂><SPANlang=EN-USstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂>1</SPAN><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>、有四种女人最受男人欢迎，她们是：白富美、矮富美、白穷美、矮穷美</SPAN><SPANlang=EN-USstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂>~~<?xml:namespaceprefix=＂o＂ns=＂urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office＂/><o:p></o:p></SPAN>
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　　<Pclass=MsoNormalstyle=＂MARGIN:0cm0cm0pt＂><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>2、二货男友有事，要外出一周，都出门了又退回来。</SPAN><SPANlang=EN-USstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂><o:p></o:p></SPAN>
　　<Pclass=MsoNormalstyle=＂MARGIN:0cm0cm0pt＂><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>一脸依依不舍、含情脉脉的捧着我的手说：＂宝贝儿，我想对你说三个字。＂</SPAN><SPANlang=EN-USstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂><o:p></o:p></SPAN>
　　<Pclass=MsoNormalstyle=＂MARGIN:0cm0cm0pt＂><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>我一愣，以为会是＂我爱你＂，正要感动他什么时候这么浪漫了。</SPAN><SPANlang=EN-USstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂><o:p></o:p></SPAN>
　　<Pclass=MsoNormalstyle=＂MARGIN:0cm0cm0pt＂><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>结果这二货说了三个大字：＂老，实，点！＂</SPAN><SPANlang=EN-USstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂><o:p></o:p></SPAN>
　　<Pclass=MsoNormalstyle=＂MARGIN:0cm0cm0pt＂><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>然后我把他一脚踹出了家门</SPAN><SPANlang=EN-USstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂>......<o:p></o:p></SPAN>
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　　<Pclass=MsoNormalstyle=＂MARGIN:0cm0cm0pt＂><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>3、男孩感冒了不想吃饭，女孩说你吃不吃，男孩说不吃，女孩说你不吃我就不理你了，男孩说好嘛，我吃就是了。</SPAN><SPANlang=EN-USstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂><o:p></o:p></SPAN>
　　<Pclass=MsoNormalstyle=＂MARGIN:0cm0cm0pt＂><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>女孩感冒了不想吃饭，男孩说你吃不吃，女孩说不吃，男孩说你不吃我就不理你了，女孩说不理就不理，哼！</SPAN><SPANlang=EN-USstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂><o:p></o:p></SPAN>
　　<Pclass=MsoNormalstyle=＂MARGIN:0cm0cm0pt＂><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>男孩说，我错了，你就吃点嘛。</SPAN><SPANlang=EN-USstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂><o:p></o:p></SPAN>
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　　<Pclass=MsoNormalstyle=＂MARGIN:0cm0cm0pt＂><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>4、屌丝最爱对女神说的话可以总结为一副对联：</SPAN><SPANlang=EN-USstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂><o:p></o:p></SPAN>
　　<Pclass=MsoNormalstyle=＂MARGIN:0cm0cm0pt＂><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>上联：干嘛呢</SPAN><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂></SPAN><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>哦没事</SPAN><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂></SPAN><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>做个好梦早点睡；</SPAN><SPANlang=EN-USstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂><o:p></o:p></SPAN>
　　<Pclass=MsoNormalstyle=＂MARGIN:0cm0cm0pt＂><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>下联：外面冷</SPAN><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂></SPAN><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>多穿点</SPAN><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂></SPAN><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>玩的高兴别太晚；</SPAN><SPANlang=EN-USstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂><o:p></o:p></SPAN>
　　<Pclass=MsoNormalstyle=＂MARGIN:0cm0cm0pt＂><SPANstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt;FONT-FAMILY:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂;mso-hansi-font-family:＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂TimesNewRoman＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂＂>横批：他对你好吗？</SPAN><SPANlang=EN-USstyle=＂FONT-SIZE:9pt＂><o:p></o:p></SPAN>