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这娃真精


  儿子:"妈妈,给我点零花钱吧,"
  妈妈:"去去,小孩子要用什么钱,"
  儿子:"算了,本来想告诉你爸爸在隔壁阿姨的事,"
  妈妈:"这是五块,你老爸在阿姨家做了什么,"
  儿子:"三缺一打麻将,"
  ......
  儿子:"爸爸,不好了,刚才老妈拉我出去问你昨天在隔壁阿姨家的事,"
  爸爸:"啊!你老妈说什么了,她不会误会了吧,"
  儿子:"这个...我没钱买玩具,"
  爸爸:"来来,爸给你十块,你老妈说了什么?"
  儿子:"OK,也没什么,问你有没有赢钱。"
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