晚上和室友去网吧通宵,半夜室友突然放下耳麦问:"快!身上有没有纸,我要拉肚子了,应该是泄的!" 看他一副着急的样子,我:"没带纸,去前台吧买吧," 室友:"帮我看下机子,我去买餐巾纸," 室友一阵风急忙跑去前台,掏出一百块, 网吧老板:"没有一块的吗," 室友:"没有," 老板老态龙钟在那慢慢找零钱, 室友双腿挣扎着实在憋不住了:"兄弟,帮我拿下钱" 室友急忙往厕所跑,快下楼时突然室友停住脚步, 我:"怎么了,厕所就在下面啊," 室友痛苦回过头:"买嘎!叫老板别找了,我下去买内裤去了,"